drake: I’m really enjoying this black tie wine tasting event you put together jigga man jay z
Jay z: thanks drake I also am enjoying this evening with you. it’s the least I could do after Bey put you on blast in her ***FLAWLESS remix ft nicki minaj
drake: yeah I took it kind of hard :/
jay z: well...I’d love fa u to be my poundcake drizzle drake
drake: what do you mean jigga man jay?
Jay: *takes a bite of cheesecake while looking drake straight in the eyes*
Drake: I don’t get it?
Jay: cheesecake because you make me cheese :)
drake: what! I don’t understand I am from conoda
jay: it means smile man!
drake: haha oh I apologize jigg-jug!
drake: *smiles embarrassedly*
jay: that’s the cheesecake I love to see :) *partition beat plays in the background*